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Available in 6 hat colors and 15 thread colors — that's 90 possible combinations if you want to do the math, or roughly the number of times your brain recalculates a simple decision.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n  \u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eF32.9 — Major Depressive Disorder Single Episode Unspecified.\u003c\/strong\u003e You did not know it could feel this heavy until it did. This is the first big crash and everyone keeps telling you to cheer up as if that were a button you forgot to press. This one shows up when depression crashes your life without giving anyone the courtesy of clear subcategories. The hat marks the season where everything went dim, and you still somehow answered emails and fed yourself occasionally. 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