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Available in 6 hat colors and 15 thread colors — that's 90 possible combinations if you want to do the math, or roughly the number of times your brain recalculates a simple decision.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n  \u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eF33.2 — Major Depressive Disorder Recurrent Severe.\u003c\/strong\u003e This is the power weighted blanket of diagnoses. Getting out of bed feels like moving through concrete and joy feels like a rumor from another life. This code belongs to the industrial-strength flavor of depression, the one that makes brushing your teeth feel like climbing Everest. The hat is not a cure, it is a small rebellion that says \"I am still here enough to put on clothes.\" Some days that is the whole victory, and this embroidery quietly records it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n  \u003ch4\u003eSpecs\u003c\/h4\u003e\n  \u003cul\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003e100% cotton twill\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003e6-panel unstructured cap, low profile\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003e6 sewn eyelets\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003eBlack sweatband\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003eMetal snap buckle with antique brass finish\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003eWashed-out vintage effect\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003e6 hat colors × 15 thread colors\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n  \u003ch4\u003eSize guide\u003c\/h4\u003e\n  \u003ctable cellpadding=\"5\"\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth\u003e\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eInches\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003ecm\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eHead circumference\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e18½ – 23¼\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e47 – 59\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eVisor length\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e4⅜\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e11\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eCrown height\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e2⅞\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e7.2\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eCrown width\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e7⅛\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e18\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n  \u003c\/table\u003e\n\n  \u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eEmbroidered to order. 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