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Available in 6 hat colors and 15 thread colors — that's 90 possible combinations if you want to do the math, or roughly the number of times your brain recalculates a simple decision.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n  \u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eF34.1 — Persistent Depressive Disorder Dysthymia.\u003c\/strong\u003e Not dramatic enough for a breakdown but never really okay either. The world has always felt a few shades dimmer than everyone says it should. This is the long-haul, background soundtrack kind of sad, the raincloud that never quite leaves the forecast. The hat is a way of saying \"yes, this is my default mood\" without turning it into a personality quiz result. 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