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Eventually.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n  \u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eF40.10 — Social Anxiety Disorder.\u003c\/strong\u003e It is not that you hate people you just feel like your every move is being judged on a giant invisible scoreboard. Small talk feels like a performance review. This one is for the brain that treats every hello like a high-stakes performance review. The hat will not write your small talk for you, but it does function as a subtle sign that if you seem awkward, you are not doing it on purpose. It is a quiet flex that says \"I showed up\" even when your amygdala voted to stay home.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n  \u003ch4\u003eSpecs\u003c\/h4\u003e\n  \u003cul\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003e100% chino cotton twill (Green Camo is 35% cotton twill \/ 65% polyester)\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003eUnstructured, 6-panel, low-profile\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003e6 embroidered eyelets\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003e3 ⅛\" (7.6 cm) crown\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003eAdjustable strap with antique buckle\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003e11 hat colors × 12 thread colors — 132 combinations (good luck)\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n  \u003ch4\u003eSize guide\u003c\/h4\u003e\n  \u003ctable cellpadding=\"5\"\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth\u003e\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eInches\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003ecm\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eHead circumference\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e20½ – 24⅜\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e52 – 62\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eVisor length\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e4¾\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e12\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eCrown height\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e3⅛\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e8\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eCrown width\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e7½\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e19\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n  \u003c\/table\u003e\n\n  \u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eEmbroidered to order. 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