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Eventually.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n  \u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eF41.1 — Generalized Anxiety Disorder.\u003c\/strong\u003e This is the all purpose anxiety that does not need a specific reason. Worry about everything all the time with no off switch. If your brain is constantly running worst case scenarios while you are just trying to eat cereal this is probably your code. It cannot stop your brain from narrating worst case scenarios during a perfectly normal Tuesday, but it can at least keep your head warm while you catastrophize. Think of it as a soft little sign that says \"yes, I already worried about that\" before anyone opens their mouth.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n  \u003ch4\u003eSpecs\u003c\/h4\u003e\n  \u003cul\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003e100% chino cotton twill (Green Camo is 35% cotton twill \/ 65% polyester)\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003eUnstructured, 6-panel, low-profile\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003e6 embroidered eyelets\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003e3 ⅛\" (7.6 cm) crown\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003eAdjustable strap with antique buckle\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003e11 hat colors × 12 thread colors — 132 combinations (good luck)\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n  \u003ch4\u003eSize guide\u003c\/h4\u003e\n  \u003ctable cellpadding=\"5\"\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth\u003e\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eInches\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003ecm\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eHead circumference\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e20½ – 24⅜\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e52 – 62\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eVisor length\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e4¾\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e12\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eCrown height\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e3⅛\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e8\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eCrown width\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e7½\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e19\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n  \u003c\/table\u003e\n\n  \u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eEmbroidered to order. 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