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Relationships feel like all or nothing and abandonment hits like a physical injury. This is for the ones who feel everything like it is turned up to eleven and were somehow blamed for having a volume knob. The hat does not fix abandonment trauma, but it does hold your head through another round of emotional whiplash. It is a soft, stitched refusal to apologize for needing more than crumbs.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n  \u003ch4\u003eSpecs\u003c\/h4\u003e\n  \u003cul\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003e100% Turbo Acrylic, double-layer knit\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003e12″ (30 cm) length, fold-over cuff\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003eHypoallergenic — suitable for sensitive skin\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003eUnisex, one size fits most adults\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003eFlat embroidery on the cuff\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003eTagless\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003eBlank product sourced from Vietnam, Bangladesh, or the Republic of Korea\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n  \u003ch4\u003eSensory notes\u003c\/h4\u003e\n  \u003cp\u003eTagless, flat embroidery, snug-without-pinching fit. The acrylic is the \"Turbo\" variant — denser knit, more wind resistance, still hypoallergenic. 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