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Available in 6 hat colors and 15 thread colors — that's 90 possible combinations if you want to do the math, or roughly the number of times your brain recalculates a simple decision.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n  \u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eF60.4 — Histrionic Personality Disorder.\u003c\/strong\u003e You feel things in widescreen and the room can usually tell. Being seen is not vanity for you — it is how you check that you still exist. This code is for the people whose emotions arrive at full volume and whose discomfort with being ignored has been called every name except 'survival strategy.' The hat does not turn down the dial; it just gives the spotlight a slightly better stage. 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