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This code belongs to the night shift brains, the ones who know exactly what 3:17 a.m. looks like from every angle. The hat cannot make you sleep, but it will keep you warm while you scroll, pace or finally give up and make tea. It is basically a wearable \"yes, I am tired\" sign for all daylight hours.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n  \u003ch4\u003eSpecs\u003c\/h4\u003e\n  \u003cul\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003e100% Turbo Acrylic, double-layer knit\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003e12″ (30 cm) length, fold-over cuff\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003eHypoallergenic — suitable for sensitive skin\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003eUnisex, one size fits most adults\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003eFlat embroidery on the cuff\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003eTagless\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003eBlank product sourced from Vietnam, Bangladesh, or the Republic of Korea\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n  \u003ch4\u003eSensory notes\u003c\/h4\u003e\n  \u003cp\u003eTagless, flat embroidery, snug-without-pinching fit. The acrylic is the \"Turbo\" variant — denser knit, more wind resistance, still hypoallergenic. No drawcords, no pom — just a beanie.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n  \u003ch4\u003eCare\u003c\/h4\u003e\n  \u003cp\u003eHand-wash cold, lay flat to dry. 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