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Eventually.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n  \u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eG47.419 — G47.419 Narcolepsy Without Cataplexy.\u003c\/strong\u003e You can drop off without warning but the dramatic fainting scenes from TV are not your thing. Staying awake at the wrong times is the main boss fight. This one is for the people whose bodies slam the sleep button like a faulty laptop, no dramatic collapse required. The hat is not a cure for surprise naps, but it does make them more comfortable. It is for the humans who have to explain \"no, I am not lazy, my brain just mismanages consciousness\" more often than anyone should.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n  \u003ch4\u003eSpecs\u003c\/h4\u003e\n  \u003cul\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003e100% chino cotton twill (Green Camo is 35% cotton twill \/ 65% polyester)\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003eUnstructured, 6-panel, low-profile\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003e6 embroidered eyelets\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003e3 ⅛\" (7.6 cm) crown\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003eAdjustable strap with antique buckle\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003e11 hat colors × 12 thread colors — 132 combinations (good luck)\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n  \u003ch4\u003eSize guide\u003c\/h4\u003e\n  \u003ctable cellpadding=\"5\"\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth\u003e\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eInches\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003ecm\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eHead circumference\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e20½ – 24⅜\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e52 – 62\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eVisor length\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e4¾\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e12\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eCrown height\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e3⅛\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e8\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eCrown width\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e7½\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e19\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n  \u003c\/table\u003e\n\n  \u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eEmbroidered to order. 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