{"product_id":"not-today-satan","title":"Not Today Satan!","description":"\u003cp\u003eHe keeps calling, and I didn't set up my voicemail.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cdetails class=\"shh-onit\" style=\"margin:0 0 .65em\"\u003e\u003csummary style=\"cursor:pointer;list-style:none;font-size:.78em;letter-spacing:.06em;text-transform:uppercase;opacity:.6\"\u003e▸ What's on it\u003c\/summary\u003e\u003cp\u003eNot Today Satan! in big dark script lettering across the front of a red and orange tie-dye spiral; the back is all spiral. Under blacklight the whole shirt turns electric blue and the lettering lights up hot pink and red.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/details\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCatalog no. EV-001\u003c\/strong\u003e · Special Collections · One of one\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSize:\u003c\/strong\u003e M\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFlat measurements:\u003c\/strong\u003e 19.5\" chest (pit to pit), 24\" length (collar to hem)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eProvenance:\u003c\/strong\u003e hand tie-dyed by NRB, then painted all over in UV-reactive red that glows blue under blacklight, with hand-lettered script on the front. No glow-in-the-dark on this one.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCare:\u003c\/strong\u003e machine washable. Turn it inside out, wash cold alone or with like colors, and hang dry.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eComes boxed with a UV reading lamp and its card-catalog card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThere is only one. When it's gone, it's gone.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Shhirts","offers":[{"title":"M","offer_id":68154867646618,"sku":"SC-EV-001","price":85.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0713\/6981\/8266\/files\/EV-001_front_flip.gif?v=1794258718","url":"https:\/\/insanelycozydesigns.com\/products\/not-today-satan","provider":"Insanely Cozy Designs","version":"1.0","type":"link"}