{"product_id":"star-wars-dark-lord-of-diamonds","title":"Star Wars: Dark Lord of Diamonds","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe house always wins, and the Empire is the house.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cdetails class=\"shh-onit\" style=\"margin:0 0 .65em\"\u003e\u003csummary style=\"cursor:pointer;list-style:none;font-size:.78em;letter-spacing:.06em;text-transform:uppercase;opacity:.6\"\u003e▸ What's on it\u003c\/summary\u003e\u003cp\u003eA dark lord as a face card in the suit of diamonds, mirrored top and bottom like a real playing card, his laser sword held right behind his head like the suicide king, robes patterned with Imperial crests and ornament, a battle station in each corner, all on a parchment-colored card on a black tee. Under blacklight the line work burns neon orange-red and the card glows sea green. Lights off, it glows in the dark, hard.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/details\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCatalog no. SW-009\u003c\/strong\u003e · Special Collections · Upcycled · One of one\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSize:\u003c\/strong\u003e XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFlat measurements:\u003c\/strong\u003e 22\" chest (pit to pit), 24\" length (collar to hem)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eProvenance:\u003c\/strong\u003e an upcycled shirt, hand painted by NRB on the front with UV-reactive paint and heavy glow-in-the-dark\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCare:\u003c\/strong\u003e machine washable. Turn it inside out, wash cold alone or with like colors, and hang dry.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eShips with a UV reading lamp and its card-catalog card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThere is only one. When it's gone, it's gone.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Shhirts","offers":[{"title":"XL","offer_id":68178324684954,"sku":"SC-SW-009","price":85.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0713\/6981\/8266\/files\/SW-009_front_flip.gif?v=1794434000","url":"https:\/\/insanelycozydesigns.com\/products\/star-wars-dark-lord-of-diamonds","provider":"Insanely Cozy Designs","version":"1.0","type":"link"}