F10.21 Alcohol Use Disorder In Remission: Classic Dad Hat
It's called a dad hat, but you don't need kids, a lawn, or strong opinions about thermostats to wear one. This 100% chino cotton twill cap is unstructured, low-profile, and adjustable — three things we wish we could say about our mental health. The curved visor blocks the sun. The embroidered F10.21 blocks the small talk.
Here's where it gets dangerous: 11 hat colors. 12 thread colors. That's 132 possible combinations. We'd tell you to pick one, but we know how decision-making goes when your brain is running custom firmware. Take your time. Change your mind. Change it again. That's not indecisiveness — that's a curated selection process. You'll land on the right one. Probably. Eventually.
F10.21 — Alcohol Use Disorder In Remission. You did the hard part already now you get a hat. This code is for people who had a thing with alcohol and then broke up with it but still have to think about it everyday. If you are counting days or years this is the “still here still sober” label in embroidery form. This hat does not breathalyze you, ask how many meetings you made this week, or try to calculate your exact sober date. It just quietly sits on your head like a tiny, knitted chip of hard-won experience. Normies will think it is just a cute code; the people who know will read it like a secret handshake at the coffee machine.
Specs
- 100% chino cotton twill (Green Camo is 35% cotton twill / 65% polyester)
- Unstructured, 6-panel, low-profile
- 6 embroidered eyelets
- 3 ⅛" (7.6 cm) crown
- Adjustable strap with antique buckle
- 11 hat colors × 12 thread colors — 132 combinations (good luck)
Size guide
| Inches | cm | |
|---|---|---|
| Head circumference | 20½ – 24⅜ | 52 – 62 |
| Visor length | 4¾ | 12 |
| Crown height | 3⅛ | 8 |
| Crown width | 7½ | 19 |
Embroidered to order. Adult sizing.
