F22 Delusional Disorder: Cuffed Beanie
Double-layer acrylic knit, fold-over cuff that stays folded. Stretchy enough for a range of head sizes; low-profile without a pom. Embroidery sits on the cuff — the warmest, thickest part of the hat — so the stitching presses into fabric, not your forehead. No itchy wool. No scratchy tags. No BPA (not that a beanie should ever contain BPA, but here we are).
Embroidered F22 on the cuff in the thread color of your choosing. Hat colors run from "blends in" to "I want strangers to comment on this." Pick accordingly.
F22 — Delusional Disorder. You do not think your ideas are odd everyone else just seems strangely unconvinced. The story feels real enough that arguments bounce right off. This code shows up when your beliefs are doing their own intense, committed thing regardless of outside opinions. The hat does not argue with your reality; it just keeps your head warm while everyone else catches up. It is a reminder that being written off as "delusional" says more about the system than your worth.
Specs
- 100% Turbo Acrylic, double-layer knit
- 12″ (30 cm) length, fold-over cuff
- Hypoallergenic — suitable for sensitive skin
- Unisex, one size fits most adults
- Flat embroidery on the cuff
- Tagless
- Blank product sourced from Vietnam, Bangladesh, or the Republic of Korea
Sensory notes
Tagless, flat embroidery, snug-without-pinching fit. The acrylic is the "Turbo" variant — denser knit, more wind resistance, still hypoallergenic. No drawcords, no pom — just a beanie.
Care
Hand-wash cold, lay flat to dry. Hand-washable, machine-survivable on a gentle cycle if you must — but the cuff prefers being shaped, not tumbled.
