
F22 Delusional Disorder: Full-Zip Hoodie
Lane Seven LS14003 — 300 gsm cotton/poly, lighter than the 5161 pullover, regular fit (slightly slim through the body, true in the sleeves). YKK zipper that doesn't jam mid-transition. The print lives on the BACK — your diagnosis announces itself to the people behind you in line, not to strangers making eye contact. Great for ambivalent social exits.
F22 — Delusional Disorder. You do not think your ideas are odd everyone else just seems strangely unconvinced. The story feels real enough that arguments bounce right off. This code shows up when your beliefs are doing their own intense, committed thing regardless of outside opinions. The hat does not argue with your reality; it just keeps your head warm while everyone else catches up. It is a reminder that being written off as "delusional" says more about the system than your worth.
The Specs
- Material: 80% cotton / 20% polyester, 300 gsm
- Fit: Regular, full-zip, slightly slim through the body
- Hardware: YKK zipper, two side-entry pockets
- Hood: Drawstring with FLAT laces (no aglets clacking on your chin)
- Cuffs: Banded
- Label: Woven, flat
- Print: DTG, BACK placement
Sensory Notes
Flat drawstring laces (no aglets), smooth YKK zipper tape, woven flat neck label, banded cuffs that stay where you push them. The back-print placement means no graphic pressing into your sternum during a hug.
Care
Machine wash cold inside-out, zip closed, tumble dry low.

