F22 Delusional Disorder: Staple T-Shirt
Bella+Canvas 3001 — 4.2 oz airlume combed ringspun cotton, soft from the first wear instead of stiff-new. Side seams stop the torso from spiraling on itself in the wash. Tear-away label means no scratchy tag pressing into your cervical spine. Contains no actual bellas or canvases. Heathers have a slight slub you can feel; solids are smooth. True to size, straight drop, not boxy.
F22 — Delusional Disorder. You do not think your ideas are odd everyone else just seems strangely unconvinced. The story feels real enough that arguments bounce right off. This code shows up when your beliefs are doing their own intense, committed thing regardless of outside opinions. The hat does not argue with your reality; it just keeps your head warm while everyone else catches up. It is a reminder that being written off as "delusional" says more about the system than your worth.
The Specs
- Material: 100% airlume combed ringspun cotton, 4.2 oz
- Fit: Unisex, true to size, straight drop (not boxy, not slim)
- Construction: Side seams, retail-fit shoulder, double-needle hem
- Label: Tear-away, no scratchy tag
- Print: DTF, chest placement
- Sourcing: Blank sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, or Haiti
Sensory Notes
Tear-away label, side-seamed body (won't twist), smooth interior. Solids run smooth; heathers have a slight slub you can feel — that's the fiber blend, not a defect.
Care
Machine wash cold inside-out, tumble dry low. The DTF print likes being treated gently; high heat will cook it.
