F25.9 Schizoaffective Disorder: Vintage Cap
This cap looks like it's already lived a life. That's the point. The washed-out vintage effect means it shows up pre-weathered, pre-softened, and pre-broken-in — kind of like you after a decade of therapy. It's 100% cotton twill, unstructured, low-profile, with an antique brass snap buckle that says "I have personal style" and also "I might know what pizazz means." (Nobody under 30 says pizazz anymore. We're saying it anyway.)
Six panels. Six eyelets. One embroidered F25.9. Available in 6 hat colors and 15 thread colors — that's 90 possible combinations if you want to do the math, or roughly the number of times your brain recalculates a simple decision.
F25.9 — Schizoaffective Disorder Unspecified. Mood disorder plus psychosis equals doing life on hard mode. This code covers the times when your emotional weather and your reality filter both act up. This one lives at the crossroads of mood and psychosis, where the diagnostic flowchart runs out of patience. The hat does not attempt to untangle which symptom belongs to which box. It is for people who contain multitudes, medication schedules and at least three backup plans.
Specs
- 100% cotton twill
- 6-panel unstructured cap, low profile
- 6 sewn eyelets
- Black sweatband
- Metal snap buckle with antique brass finish
- Washed-out vintage effect
- 6 hat colors × 15 thread colors
Size guide
| Inches | cm | |
|---|---|---|
| Head circumference | 18½ – 23¼ | 47 – 59 |
| Visor length | 4⅜ | 11 |
| Crown height | 2⅞ | 7.2 |
| Crown width | 7⅛ | 18 |
Embroidered to order. Adult sizing.
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