F31.81 Bipolar II Disorder: Cuffed Beanie
Double-layer acrylic knit, fold-over cuff that stays folded. Stretchy enough for a range of head sizes; low-profile without a pom. Embroidery sits on the cuff — the warmest, thickest part of the hat — so the stitching presses into fabric, not your forehead. No itchy wool. No scratchy tags. No BPA (not that a beanie should ever contain BPA, but here we are).
Embroidered F31.81 on the cuff in the thread color of your choosing. Hat colors run from "blends in" to "I want strangers to comment on this." Pick accordingly.
F31.81 — Bipolar II Disorder. You never quite hit the full on mania ceiling but the highs still rearrange your life. People call you productive without seeing the crash coming. This code lives in the space between, where hypomania and depression keep trading custody of your calendar. The hat is a small nod to the part of you that keeps rescheduling life around unreliable mood weather. It is for the humans who have learned to pack sunglasses and a raincoat in the same emotional bag.
Specs
- 100% Turbo Acrylic, double-layer knit
- 12″ (30 cm) length, fold-over cuff
- Hypoallergenic — suitable for sensitive skin
- Unisex, one size fits most adults
- Flat embroidery on the cuff
- Tagless
- Blank product sourced from Vietnam, Bangladesh, or the Republic of Korea
Sensory notes
Tagless, flat embroidery, snug-without-pinching fit. The acrylic is the "Turbo" variant — denser knit, more wind resistance, still hypoallergenic. No drawcords, no pom — just a beanie.
Care
Hand-wash cold, lay flat to dry. Hand-washable, machine-survivable on a gentle cycle if you must — but the cuff prefers being shaped, not tumbled.
