F31.9 Bipolar Disorder: Classic Dad Hat
It's called a dad hat, but you don't need kids, a lawn, or strong opinions about thermostats to wear one. This 100% chino cotton twill cap is unstructured, low-profile, and adjustable — three things we wish we could say about our mental health. The curved visor blocks the sun. The embroidered F31.9 blocks the small talk.
Here's where it gets dangerous: 11 hat colors. 12 thread colors. That's 132 possible combinations. We'd tell you to pick one, but we know how decision-making goes when your brain is running custom firmware. Take your time. Change your mind. Change it again. That's not indecisiveness — that's a curated selection process. You'll land on the right one. Probably. Eventually.
F31.9 — Bipolar Disorder Unspecified. Mood rollercoaster present but the pattern does not land cleanly in one subtype. You know there are highs and lows you just have not gotten a tidy label for them yet. This is the "we know it is bipolar but the details are still arguing" version. The hat is a way to wear that ambiguity without apologizing for being hard to categorize. It is made for people whose charts look like question marks but whose moods are very, very real.
Specs
- 100% chino cotton twill (Green Camo is 35% cotton twill / 65% polyester)
- Unstructured, 6-panel, low-profile
- 6 embroidered eyelets
- 3 ⅛" (7.6 cm) crown
- Adjustable strap with antique buckle
- 11 hat colors × 12 thread colors — 132 combinations (good luck)
Size guide
| Inches | cm | |
|---|---|---|
| Head circumference | 20½ – 24⅜ | 52 – 62 |
| Visor length | 4¾ | 12 |
| Crown height | 3⅛ | 8 |
| Crown width | 7½ | 19 |
Embroidered to order. Adult sizing.
