F33.1 Major Depressive Disorder, Recurrent Moderate: Vintage Cap
This cap looks like it's already lived a life. That's the point. The washed-out vintage effect means it shows up pre-weathered, pre-softened, and pre-broken-in — kind of like you after a decade of therapy. It's 100% cotton twill, unstructured, low-profile, with an antique brass snap buckle that says "I have personal style" and also "I might know what pizazz means." (Nobody under 30 says pizazz anymore. We're saying it anyway.)
Six panels. Six eyelets. One embroidered F33.1. Available in 6 hat colors and 15 thread colors — that's 90 possible combinations if you want to do the math, or roughly the number of times your brain recalculates a simple decision.
F33.1 — Major Depressive Disorder Recurrent Moderate. This code is for depression that keeps coming back like a bad sequel. Not the worst episode you have ever had but definitely not light mode either. If your brain lives somewhere between exhausted and numb most days this one will feel familiar. This is the "back again, unfortunately" version of depression, the sequel nobody asked for. The hat is a soft little trophy for the part of you that keeps rebooting even when your brain insists there is no point. It does not fix mornings, but it does make getting out the door feel 3 percent less impossible.
Specs
- 100% cotton twill
- 6-panel unstructured cap, low profile
- 6 sewn eyelets
- Black sweatband
- Metal snap buckle with antique brass finish
- Washed-out vintage effect
- 6 hat colors × 15 thread colors
Size guide
| Inches | cm | |
|---|---|---|
| Head circumference | 18½ – 23¼ | 47 – 59 |
| Visor length | 4⅜ | 11 |
| Crown height | 2⅞ | 7.2 |
| Crown width | 7⅛ | 18 |
Embroidered to order. Adult sizing.
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