F40.10 Social Anxiety Disorder: Full-Zip Hoodie
Lane Seven LS14003 — 300 gsm cotton/poly, lighter than the 5161 pullover, regular fit (slightly slim through the body, true in the sleeves). YKK zipper that doesn't jam mid-transition. The print lives on the BACK — your diagnosis announces itself to the people behind you in line, not to strangers making eye contact. Great for ambivalent social exits.
F40.10 — Social Anxiety Disorder. It is not that you hate people you just feel like your every move is being judged on a giant invisible scoreboard. Small talk feels like a performance review. This one is for the brain that treats every hello like a high-stakes performance review. The hat will not write your small talk for you, but it does function as a subtle sign that if you seem awkward, you are not doing it on purpose. It is a quiet flex that says "I showed up" even when your amygdala voted to stay home.
The Specs
- Material: 80% cotton / 20% polyester, 300 gsm
- Fit: Regular, full-zip, slightly slim through the body
- Hardware: YKK zipper, two side-entry pockets
- Hood: Drawstring with FLAT laces (no aglets clacking on your chin)
- Cuffs: Banded
- Label: Woven, flat
- Print: DTG, BACK placement
Sensory Notes
Flat drawstring laces (no aglets), smooth YKK zipper tape, woven flat neck label, banded cuffs that stay where you push them. The back-print placement means no graphic pressing into your sternum during a hug.
Care
Machine wash cold inside-out, zip closed, tumble dry low.
