F40.10 Social Anxiety Disorder: Relax Hoodie
AS Colour 5161 — heavyweight 320 gsm cotton/poly, boxy relaxed fit, dropped shoulder so it drapes instead of hunches. Kangaroo pocket big enough for two hands and a fidget. Has a hood, which is just a pocket for your head. Interior fleece is brushed soft and doesn’t go fuzzy-pilly after the first wash. Woven neck label is flat and smooth; banded cuffs stay where you push them. Wears in, doesn’t wear out.
F40.10 — Social Anxiety Disorder. It is not that you hate people you just feel like your every move is being judged on a giant invisible scoreboard. Small talk feels like a performance review. This one is for the brain that treats every hello like a high-stakes performance review. The hat will not write your small talk for you, but it does function as a subtle sign that if you seem awkward, you are not doing it on purpose. It is a quiet flex that says "I showed up" even when your amygdala voted to stay home.
The Specs
- Material: 80% cotton / 20% recycled polyester fleece, 320 gsm
- Fit: Relaxed unisex, dropped shoulder
- Hood: Lined pullover, no drawcord (no aglets to clack on your chin)
- Pocket: Front kangaroo, two-hand capacity
- Cuffs: Sleeve cuff ribbing
- Label: Woven, flat, no scratchy tag
- Print: DTF film, chest placement
- Sourcing: Blank fabric sourced from Vietnam
Sensory Notes
Brushed fleece interior, flat woven neck label, banded cuffs that stay put. No drawcord means no flopping laces or aglets. The 320 gsm weight is heavyweight without being stiff — drapes around you, doesn’t armor over you.
Care
Machine wash cold inside-out, tumble dry low. The brushed interior tends to shed lint the first few washes — wash with similar colors to avoid visible traces.
