F42.10 Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder: Vintage Cap

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This cap looks like it's already lived a life. That's the point. The washed-out vintage effect means it shows up pre-weathered, pre-softened, and pre-broken-in — kind of like you after a decade of therapy. It's 100% cotton twill, unstructured, low-profile, with an antique brass snap buckle that says "I have personal style" and also "I might know what pizazz means." (Nobody under 30 says pizazz anymore. We're saying it anyway.)

Six panels. Six eyelets. One embroidered F42.10. Available in 6 hat colors and 15 thread colors — that's 90 possible combinations if you want to do the math, or roughly the number of times your brain recalculates a simple decision.

F42.10 — Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder. Your brain cycles the same thought like a playlist stuck on one song. Doing the ritual does not fix it, it just quiets it long enough to breathe. This code is for the people who check the stove three times and still feel uncertain at the door. The hat will not stop the loop, but it is a small object that stays in one place when everything inside wants to keep rearranging itself. It is for the brains that know there is nothing rational about rationality.