F60.3 Borderline Personality Disorder: Vintage Cap
This cap looks like it's already lived a life. That's the point. The washed-out vintage effect means it shows up pre-weathered, pre-softened, and pre-broken-in — kind of like you after a decade of therapy. It's 100% cotton twill, unstructured, low-profile, with an antique brass snap buckle that says "I have personal style" and also "I might know what pizazz means." (Nobody under 30 says pizazz anymore. We're saying it anyway.)
Six panels. Six eyelets. One embroidered F60.3. Available in 6 hat colors and 15 thread colors — that's 90 possible combinations if you want to do the math, or roughly the number of times your brain recalculates a simple decision.
F60.3 — Borderline Personality Disorder. Your emotional volume knob seems to be permanently stuck at 11. Relationships feel like all or nothing and abandonment hits like a physical injury. This is for the ones who feel everything like it is turned up to eleven and were somehow blamed for having a volume knob. The hat does not fix abandonment trauma, but it does hold your head through another round of emotional whiplash. It is a soft, stitched refusal to apologize for needing more than crumbs.
Specs
- 100% cotton twill
- 6-panel unstructured cap, low profile
- 6 sewn eyelets
- Black sweatband
- Metal snap buckle with antique brass finish
- Washed-out vintage effect
- 6 hat colors × 15 thread colors
Size guide
| Inches | cm | |
|---|---|---|
| Head circumference | 18½ – 23¼ | 47 – 59 |
| Visor length | 4⅜ | 11 |
| Crown height | 2⅞ | 7.2 |
| Crown width | 7⅛ | 18 |
Embroidered to order. Adult sizing.
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