F60.3 Borderline Personality Disorder: Cuffed Beanie
Double-layer acrylic knit, fold-over cuff that stays folded. Stretchy enough for a range of head sizes; low-profile without a pom. Embroidery sits on the cuff — the warmest, thickest part of the hat — so the stitching presses into fabric, not your forehead. No itchy wool. No scratchy tags. No BPA (not that a beanie should ever contain BPA, but here we are).
Embroidered F60.3 on the cuff in the thread color of your choosing. Hat colors run from "blends in" to "I want strangers to comment on this." Pick accordingly.
F60.3 — Borderline Personality Disorder. Your emotional volume knob seems to be permanently stuck at 11. Relationships feel like all or nothing and abandonment hits like a physical injury. This is for the ones who feel everything like it is turned up to eleven and were somehow blamed for having a volume knob. The hat does not fix abandonment trauma, but it does hold your head through another round of emotional whiplash. It is a soft, stitched refusal to apologize for needing more than crumbs.
Specs
- 100% Turbo Acrylic, double-layer knit
- 12″ (30 cm) length, fold-over cuff
- Hypoallergenic — suitable for sensitive skin
- Unisex, one size fits most adults
- Flat embroidery on the cuff
- Tagless
- Blank product sourced from Vietnam, Bangladesh, or the Republic of Korea
Sensory notes
Tagless, flat embroidery, snug-without-pinching fit. The acrylic is the "Turbo" variant — denser knit, more wind resistance, still hypoallergenic. No drawcords, no pom — just a beanie.
Care
Hand-wash cold, lay flat to dry. Hand-washable, machine-survivable on a gentle cycle if you must — but the cuff prefers being shaped, not tumbled.
