
F60.3 Borderline Personality Disorder: Pom-Pom Beanie
Double-layer acrylic knit — stretchy and warm, with a rolled cuff that doubles over your ears. The fit is snug without pinching; how far you pull it down controls the slouch. Flat embroidery sits on the dome so nothing raised or scratchy presses against your forehead. The pom survives regular wear. Spare it the dryer. Contains no nuts.
Embroidered F60.3 on the cuff in the thread color of your choosing. Available in solid and two-tone hat colors — pick one that pairs with your jacket, your mood, or your fully justified reluctance to commit to a single aesthetic.
F60.3 — Borderline Personality Disorder. Your emotional volume knob seems to be permanently stuck at 11. Relationships feel like all or nothing and abandonment hits like a physical injury. This is for the ones who feel everything like it is turned up to eleven and were somehow blamed for having a volume knob. The hat does not fix abandonment trauma, but it does hold your head through another round of emotional whiplash. It is a soft, stitched refusal to apologize for needing more than crumbs.
Specs
- 100% acrylic, double-layer knit
- 12″ (30.5 cm) knit height with a 3″ (7.6 cm) fold-over cuff
- Pom-pom on top
- One size fits most adults
- Flat embroidery on the cuff (or dome, depending on placement) — no raised stitching against skin
- Tagless
- Blank product sourced from Vietnam
Sensory notes
Tagless, flat embroidery, double-layer knit (warmth without weight). Acrylic doesn't itch the way wool can. The pom is decorative — if it bothers you, snip the threads and you've got a regular cuffed beanie.
Care
Hand-wash cold, lay flat to dry. The dryer murders pom-poms. Don't.

