F81.2 Dyscalculia: Vintage Cap
This cap looks like it's already lived a life. That's the point. The washed-out vintage effect means it shows up pre-weathered, pre-softened, and pre-broken-in — kind of like you after a decade of therapy. It's 100% cotton twill, unstructured, low-profile, with an antique brass snap buckle that says "I have personal style" and also "I might know what pizazz means." (Nobody under 30 says pizazz anymore. We're saying it anyway.)
Six panels. Six eyelets. One embroidered F81.2. Available in 6 hat colors and 15 thread colors — that's 90 possible combinations if you want to do the math, or roughly the number of times your brain recalculates a simple decision.
F81.2 — Dyscalculia. Math did not click for you in a way everyone else seemed to accept as normal. Remembering phone numbers, calculating tips and estimating time all take extra mental labor. This code is for the people who can write beautifully but still have to tap the calculator twice. The hat is not priced in math you have to do, it already has a sticker. It is for the humans who learned early that numbers are not everyone's love language.
Specs
- 100% cotton twill
- 6-panel unstructured cap, low profile
- 6 sewn eyelets
- Black sweatband
- Metal snap buckle with antique brass finish
- Washed-out vintage effect
- 6 hat colors × 15 thread colors
Size guide
| Inches | cm | |
|---|---|---|
| Head circumference | 18½ – 23¼ | 47 – 59 |
| Visor length | 4⅜ | 11 |
| Crown height | 2⅞ | 7.2 |
| Crown width | 7⅛ | 18 |
Embroidered to order. Adult sizing.
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