G47.419 Narcolepsy: Bella+Canvas Unisex Tank
Bella+Canvas 3480 — 100% airlume combed ringspun cotton, unisex cut with wider armholes and a relaxed body. The "men's-cut" name is vestigial; anyone can wear this, the only question is whether the neckline feels right for you. Has met zero actual men — but so have most garments, when you think about it. Tear-away label, side seams, no interior finish that pokes when you sweat. Breathes the way a tank should.
G47.419 — G47.419 Narcolepsy Without Cataplexy. You can drop off without warning but the dramatic fainting scenes from TV are not your thing. Staying awake at the wrong times is the main boss fight. This one is for the people whose bodies slam the sleep button like a faulty laptop, no dramatic collapse required. The hat is not a cure for surprise naps, but it does make them more comfortable. It is for the humans who have to explain "no, I am not lazy, my brain just mismanages consciousness" more often than anyone should.
The Specs
- Material: 100% airlume combed ringspun cotton, 4.2 oz (heathers contain polyester)
- Fit: Unisex, relaxed body, wider armholes
- Sizes: XS–2XL
- Construction: Side seams, tear-away label, breathable
- Print: DTG, full-front
- Sourcing: Blank sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, or Haiti
Sensory Notes
Tear-away label, side-seamed body, wide armholes that breathe. No interior tag-line poking at your neck during a sweat.
Care
Machine wash cold, tumble dry low.
