G47.419 Narcolepsy: Full-Zip Hoodie
Lane Seven LS14003 — 300 gsm cotton/poly, lighter than the 5161 pullover, regular fit (slightly slim through the body, true in the sleeves). YKK zipper that doesn't jam mid-transition. The print lives on the BACK — your diagnosis announces itself to the people behind you in line, not to strangers making eye contact. Great for ambivalent social exits.
G47.419 — G47.419 Narcolepsy Without Cataplexy. You can drop off without warning but the dramatic fainting scenes from TV are not your thing. Staying awake at the wrong times is the main boss fight. This one is for the people whose bodies slam the sleep button like a faulty laptop, no dramatic collapse required. The hat is not a cure for surprise naps, but it does make them more comfortable. It is for the humans who have to explain "no, I am not lazy, my brain just mismanages consciousness" more often than anyone should.
The Specs
- Material: 80% cotton / 20% polyester, 300 gsm
- Fit: Regular, full-zip, slightly slim through the body
- Hardware: YKK zipper, two side-entry pockets
- Hood: Drawstring with FLAT laces (no aglets clacking on your chin)
- Cuffs: Banded
- Label: Woven, flat
- Print: DTG, BACK placement
Sensory Notes
Flat drawstring laces (no aglets), smooth YKK zipper tape, woven flat neck label, banded cuffs that stay where you push them. The back-print placement means no graphic pressing into your sternum during a hug.
Care
Machine wash cold inside-out, zip closed, tumble dry low.
