F34.1 Persistent Depressive Disorder: Vintage Cap – hat preview

F34.1 Persistent Depressive Disorder: Vintage Cap

Sale price$38.005.0

Hat Color: Black
Thread Color: White
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This cap looks like it's already lived a life. That's the point. The washed-out vintage effect means it shows up pre-weathered, pre-softened, and pre-broken-in — kind of like you after a decade of therapy. It's 100% cotton twill, unstructured, low-profile, with an antique brass snap buckle that says "I have personal style" and also "I might know what pizazz means." (Nobody under 30 says pizazz anymore. We're saying it anyway.)

Six panels. Six eyelets. One embroidered F34.1. Available in 6 hat colors and 15 thread colors — that's 90 possible combinations if you want to do the math, or roughly the number of times your brain recalculates a simple decision.

F34.1 — Persistent Depressive Disorder Dysthymia. Not dramatic enough for a breakdown but never really okay either. The world has always felt a few shades dimmer than everyone says it should. This is the long-haul, background soundtrack kind of sad, the raincloud that never quite leaves the forecast. The hat is a way of saying "yes, this is my default mood" without turning it into a personality quiz result. It celebrates the quiet, stubborn part of you that keeps doing life on hard mode every single day.

Specs

  • 100% cotton twill
  • 6-panel unstructured cap, low profile
  • 6 sewn eyelets
  • Black sweatband
  • Metal snap buckle with antique brass finish
  • Washed-out vintage effect
  • 6 hat colors × 15 thread colors

Size guide

Inches cm
Head circumference 18½ – 23¼ 47 – 59
Visor length 4⅜ 11
Crown height 2⅞ 7.2
Crown width 7⅛ 18

Embroidered to order. Adult sizing.

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They have so many choices and possible combinations. So I made a NPD ICD hat in the same color scheme of a populist political movement that rhymes with “Tag ah”. People with NPD are people too, except for the one who thinks this song is about him. The hat’s build quality is high, the embroidery is solid and it seems like it could last me at 3 more years, at least. I own a couple more of these hats, and they all look good and feel empowering to wear.

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Charles

We got this for our proud Autistic son and he hasn't taken it off for 3 weeks.

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Alan

Of all the Bipolar gear I have this corduroy is the coolest!! BUt seriously 🔥