G47.00 Insomnia: Full-Zip Hoodie

G47.00 Insomnia: Full-Zip Hoodie

Sale price$58.00

Size: S
Hoodie Color: Black
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Lane Seven LS14003 — 300 gsm cotton/poly, lighter than the 5161 pullover, regular fit (slightly slim through the body, true in the sleeves). YKK zipper that doesn't jam mid-transition. The print lives on the BACK — your diagnosis announces itself to the people behind you in line, not to strangers making eye contact. Great for ambivalent social exits.

G47.00 — G47.00 Insomnia Unspecified. You are exhausted but your brain refuses to hand over the off switch. Nights stretch on forever and mornings arrive way too fast. This code belongs to the night shift brains, the ones who know exactly what 3:17 a.m. looks like from every angle. The hat cannot make you sleep, but it will keep you warm while you scroll, pace or finally give up and make tea. It is basically a wearable "yes, I am tired" sign for all daylight hours.

The Specs

  • Material: 80% cotton / 20% polyester, 300 gsm
  • Fit: Regular, full-zip, slightly slim through the body
  • Hardware: YKK zipper, two side-entry pockets
  • Hood: Drawstring with FLAT laces (no aglets clacking on your chin)
  • Cuffs: Banded
  • Label: Woven, flat
  • Print: DTG, BACK placement

Sensory Notes

Flat drawstring laces (no aglets), smooth YKK zipper tape, woven flat neck label, banded cuffs that stay where you push them. The back-print placement means no graphic pressing into your sternum during a hug.

Care

Machine wash cold inside-out, zip closed, tumble dry low.