G47.00 Insomnia: Relax Hoodie
AS Colour 5161 — heavyweight 320 gsm cotton/poly, boxy relaxed fit, dropped shoulder so it drapes instead of hunches. Kangaroo pocket big enough for two hands and a fidget. Has a hood, which is just a pocket for your head. Interior fleece is brushed soft and doesn’t go fuzzy-pilly after the first wash. Woven neck label is flat and smooth; banded cuffs stay where you push them. Wears in, doesn’t wear out.
G47.00 — G47.00 Insomnia Unspecified. You are exhausted but your brain refuses to hand over the off switch. Nights stretch on forever and mornings arrive way too fast. This code belongs to the night shift brains, the ones who know exactly what 3:17 a.m. looks like from every angle. The hat cannot make you sleep, but it will keep you warm while you scroll, pace or finally give up and make tea. It is basically a wearable "yes, I am tired" sign for all daylight hours.
The Specs
- Material: 80% cotton / 20% recycled polyester fleece, 320 gsm
- Fit: Relaxed unisex, dropped shoulder
- Hood: Lined pullover, no drawcord (no aglets to clack on your chin)
- Pocket: Front kangaroo, two-hand capacity
- Cuffs: Sleeve cuff ribbing
- Label: Woven, flat, no scratchy tag
- Print: DTF film, chest placement
- Sourcing: Blank fabric sourced from Vietnam
Sensory Notes
Brushed fleece interior, flat woven neck label, banded cuffs that stay put. No drawcord means no flopping laces or aglets. The 320 gsm weight is heavyweight without being stiff — drapes around you, doesn’t armor over you.
Care
Machine wash cold inside-out, tumble dry low. The brushed interior tends to shed lint the first few washes — wash with similar colors to avoid visible traces.
