G47.00 Insomnia: Staple T-Shirt
Bella+Canvas 3001 — 4.2 oz airlume combed ringspun cotton, soft from the first wear instead of stiff-new. Side seams stop the torso from spiraling on itself in the wash. Tear-away label means no scratchy tag pressing into your cervical spine. Contains no actual bellas or canvases. Heathers have a slight slub you can feel; solids are smooth. True to size, straight drop, not boxy.
G47.00 — G47.00 Insomnia Unspecified. You are exhausted but your brain refuses to hand over the off switch. Nights stretch on forever and mornings arrive way too fast. This code belongs to the night shift brains, the ones who know exactly what 3:17 a.m. looks like from every angle. The hat cannot make you sleep, but it will keep you warm while you scroll, pace or finally give up and make tea. It is basically a wearable "yes, I am tired" sign for all daylight hours.
The Specs
- Material: 100% airlume combed ringspun cotton, 4.2 oz
- Fit: Unisex, true to size, straight drop (not boxy, not slim)
- Construction: Side seams, retail-fit shoulder, double-needle hem
- Label: Tear-away, no scratchy tag
- Print: DTF, chest placement
- Sourcing: Blank sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, or Haiti
Sensory Notes
Tear-away label, side-seamed body (won't twist), smooth interior. Solids run smooth; heathers have a slight slub you can feel — that's the fiber blend, not a defect.
Care
Machine wash cold inside-out, tumble dry low. The DTF print likes being treated gently; high heat will cook it.
