F32.9 Major Depressive Disorder: Cuffed Beanie
Double-layer acrylic knit, fold-over cuff that stays folded. Stretchy enough for a range of head sizes; low-profile without a pom. Embroidery sits on the cuff — the warmest, thickest part of the hat — so the stitching presses into fabric, not your forehead. No itchy wool. No scratchy tags. No BPA (not that a beanie should ever contain BPA, but here we are).
Embroidered F32.9 on the cuff in the thread color of your choosing. Hat colors run from "blends in" to "I want strangers to comment on this." Pick accordingly.
F32.9 — Major Depressive Disorder Single Episode Unspecified. You did not know it could feel this heavy until it did. This is the first big crash and everyone keeps telling you to cheer up as if that were a button you forgot to press. This one shows up when depression crashes your life without giving anyone the courtesy of clear subcategories. The hat marks the season where everything went dim, and you still somehow answered emails and fed yourself occasionally. It is for the you that survived the plot twist you did not see coming.
Specs
- 100% Turbo Acrylic, double-layer knit
- 12″ (30 cm) length, fold-over cuff
- Hypoallergenic — suitable for sensitive skin
- Unisex, one size fits most adults
- Flat embroidery on the cuff
- Tagless
- Blank product sourced from Vietnam, Bangladesh, or the Republic of Korea
Sensory notes
Tagless, flat embroidery, snug-without-pinching fit. The acrylic is the "Turbo" variant — denser knit, more wind resistance, still hypoallergenic. No drawcords, no pom — just a beanie.
Care
Hand-wash cold, lay flat to dry. Hand-washable, machine-survivable on a gentle cycle if you must — but the cuff prefers being shaped, not tumbled.
