F32.9 Major Depressive Disorder: Classic Dad Hat
It's called a dad hat, but you don't need kids, a lawn, or strong opinions about thermostats to wear one. This 100% chino cotton twill cap is unstructured, low-profile, and adjustable — three things we wish we could say about our mental health. The curved visor blocks the sun. The embroidered F32.9 blocks the small talk.
Here's where it gets dangerous: 11 hat colors. 12 thread colors. That's 132 possible combinations. We'd tell you to pick one, but we know how decision-making goes when your brain is running custom firmware. Take your time. Change your mind. Change it again. That's not indecisiveness — that's a curated selection process. You'll land on the right one. Probably. Eventually.
F32.9 — Major Depressive Disorder Single Episode Unspecified. You did not know it could feel this heavy until it did. This is the first big crash and everyone keeps telling you to cheer up as if that were a button you forgot to press. This one shows up when depression crashes your life without giving anyone the courtesy of clear subcategories. The hat marks the season where everything went dim, and you still somehow answered emails and fed yourself occasionally. It is for the you that survived the plot twist you did not see coming.
Specs
- 100% chino cotton twill (Green Camo is 35% cotton twill / 65% polyester)
- Unstructured, 6-panel, low-profile
- 6 embroidered eyelets
- 3 ⅛" (7.6 cm) crown
- Adjustable strap with antique buckle
- 11 hat colors × 12 thread colors — 132 combinations (good luck)
Size guide
| Inches | cm | |
|---|---|---|
| Head circumference | 20½ – 24⅜ | 52 – 62 |
| Visor length | 4¾ | 12 |
| Crown height | 3⅛ | 8 |
| Crown width | 7½ | 19 |
Embroidered to order. Adult sizing.
