F33.1 Major Depressive Disorder, Recurrent Moderate: Classic Dad Hat
It's called a dad hat, but you don't need kids, a lawn, or strong opinions about thermostats to wear one. This 100% chino cotton twill cap is unstructured, low-profile, and adjustable — three things we wish we could say about our mental health. The curved visor blocks the sun. The embroidered F33.1 blocks the small talk.
Here's where it gets dangerous: 11 hat colors. 12 thread colors. That's 132 possible combinations. We'd tell you to pick one, but we know how decision-making goes when your brain is running custom firmware. Take your time. Change your mind. Change it again. That's not indecisiveness — that's a curated selection process. You'll land on the right one. Probably. Eventually.
F33.1 — Major Depressive Disorder Recurrent Moderate. This code is for depression that keeps coming back like a bad sequel. Not the worst episode you have ever had but definitely not light mode either. If your brain lives somewhere between exhausted and numb most days this one will feel familiar. This is the "back again, unfortunately" version of depression, the sequel nobody asked for. The hat is a soft little trophy for the part of you that keeps rebooting even when your brain insists there is no point. It does not fix mornings, but it does make getting out the door feel 3 percent less impossible.
Specs
- 100% chino cotton twill (Green Camo is 35% cotton twill / 65% polyester)
- Unstructured, 6-panel, low-profile
- 6 embroidered eyelets
- 3 ⅛" (7.6 cm) crown
- Adjustable strap with antique buckle
- 11 hat colors × 12 thread colors — 132 combinations (good luck)
Size guide
| Inches | cm | |
|---|---|---|
| Head circumference | 20½ – 24⅜ | 52 – 62 |
| Visor length | 4¾ | 12 |
| Crown height | 3⅛ | 8 |
| Crown width | 7½ | 19 |
Embroidered to order. Adult sizing.
