F33.2 Major Depressive Disorder, Recurrent Severe: Pom-Pom Beanie
Double-layer acrylic knit — stretchy and warm, with a rolled cuff that doubles over your ears. The fit is snug without pinching; how far you pull it down controls the slouch. Flat embroidery sits on the dome so nothing raised or scratchy presses against your forehead. The pom survives regular wear. Spare it the dryer. Contains no nuts.
Embroidered F33.2 on the cuff in the thread color of your choosing. Available in solid and two-tone hat colors — pick one that pairs with your jacket, your mood, or your fully justified reluctance to commit to a single aesthetic.
F33.2 — Major Depressive Disorder Recurrent Severe. This is the power weighted blanket of diagnoses. Getting out of bed feels like moving through concrete and joy feels like a rumor from another life. This code belongs to the industrial-strength flavor of depression, the one that makes brushing your teeth feel like climbing Everest. The hat is not a cure, it is a small rebellion that says "I am still here enough to put on clothes." Some days that is the whole victory, and this embroidery quietly records it.
Specs
- 100% acrylic, double-layer knit
- 12″ (30.5 cm) knit height with a 3″ (7.6 cm) fold-over cuff
- Pom-pom on top
- One size fits most adults
- Flat embroidery on the cuff (or dome, depending on placement) — no raised stitching against skin
- Tagless
- Blank product sourced from Vietnam
Sensory notes
Tagless, flat embroidery, double-layer knit (warmth without weight). Acrylic doesn't itch the way wool can. The pom is decorative — if it bothers you, snip the threads and you've got a regular cuffed beanie.
Care
Hand-wash cold, lay flat to dry. The dryer murders pom-poms. Don't.
