F40.10 Social Anxiety Disorder: Pompom Beanie Tee
Bella+Canvas 3413 triblend — 50% poly, 25% cotton, 25% rayon — drapes like a t-shirt that already knows you. Built for people who live somewhere warm and still want the beanie look year-round; you wear the beanie on your chest instead of your head. No pompoms were harmed in the making of this photo. Single full-front hero shot — no print-color choice, you're committing to the vibe.
F40.10 — Social Anxiety Disorder. It is not that you hate people you just feel like your every move is being judged on a giant invisible scoreboard. Small talk feels like a performance review. This one is for the brain that treats every hello like a high-stakes performance review. The hat will not write your small talk for you, but it does function as a subtle sign that if you seem awkward, you are not doing it on purpose. It is a quiet flex that says "I showed up" even when your amygdala voted to stay home.
The Specs
- Material: 50% polyester / 25% combed ringspun cotton / 25% rayon triblend, 3.8 oz
- Fit: Unisex, soft & slouchy, low-compression
- Construction: Side seams, drapey hand, tear-away label
- Print: DTF, full-front pompom-beanie hero (one print-color option per shirt)
- Sourcing: Blank sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, or Haiti
Sensory Notes
Tear-away label, drapey rayon hand, low compression on the body. The triblend has more give than 100% cotton — feels worn-in from day one.
Care
Machine wash cold inside-out, tumble dry low. Triblend will pill less than cotton but appreciates not being roasted in the dryer.
