F40.10 Social Anxiety Disorder: Staple T-Shirt
Bella+Canvas 3001 — 4.2 oz airlume combed ringspun cotton, soft from the first wear instead of stiff-new. Side seams stop the torso from spiraling on itself in the wash. Tear-away label means no scratchy tag pressing into your cervical spine. Contains no actual bellas or canvases. Heathers have a slight slub you can feel; solids are smooth. True to size, straight drop, not boxy.
F40.10 — Social Anxiety Disorder. It is not that you hate people you just feel like your every move is being judged on a giant invisible scoreboard. Small talk feels like a performance review. This one is for the brain that treats every hello like a high-stakes performance review. The hat will not write your small talk for you, but it does function as a subtle sign that if you seem awkward, you are not doing it on purpose. It is a quiet flex that says "I showed up" even when your amygdala voted to stay home.
The Specs
- Material: 100% airlume combed ringspun cotton, 4.2 oz
- Fit: Unisex, true to size, straight drop (not boxy, not slim)
- Construction: Side seams, retail-fit shoulder, double-needle hem
- Label: Tear-away, no scratchy tag
- Print: DTF, chest placement
- Sourcing: Blank sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, or Haiti
Sensory Notes
Tear-away label, side-seamed body (won't twist), smooth interior. Solids run smooth; heathers have a slight slub you can feel — that's the fiber blend, not a defect.
Care
Machine wash cold inside-out, tumble dry low. The DTF print likes being treated gently; high heat will cook it.
