G47.10 Hypersomnia: Cuffed Beanie

G47.10 Hypersomnia: Cuffed Beanie

Sale price$32.00

Hat Color: Black
Thread Color: White
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Double-layer acrylic knit, fold-over cuff that stays folded. Stretchy enough for a range of head sizes; low-profile without a pom. Embroidery sits on the cuff — the warmest, thickest part of the hat — so the stitching presses into fabric, not your forehead. No itchy wool. No scratchy tags. No BPA (not that a beanie should ever contain BPA, but here we are).

Embroidered G47.10 on the cuff in the thread color of your choosing. Hat colors run from "blends in" to "I want strangers to comment on this." Pick accordingly.

G47.10 — G47.10 Hypersomnia Unspecified. You can sleep for what feels like a thousand years and still wake up tired. People call you lazy while you are just trying to function through molasses. This code covers the kind of tired that no amount of coffee can fix and no amount of "have you tried yoga" can touch. The hat is almost a uniform at this point, since being dressed is half the victory. It is a soft reminder that needing more sleep does not make you less worthy of being awake in the world.

Specs

  • 100% Turbo Acrylic, double-layer knit
  • 12″ (30 cm) length, fold-over cuff
  • Hypoallergenic — suitable for sensitive skin
  • Unisex, one size fits most adults
  • Flat embroidery on the cuff
  • Tagless
  • Blank product sourced from Vietnam, Bangladesh, or the Republic of Korea

Sensory notes

Tagless, flat embroidery, snug-without-pinching fit. The acrylic is the "Turbo" variant — denser knit, more wind resistance, still hypoallergenic. No drawcords, no pom — just a beanie.

Care

Hand-wash cold, lay flat to dry. Hand-washable, machine-survivable on a gentle cycle if you must — but the cuff prefers being shaped, not tumbled.