G47.419 Narcolepsy: Cuffed Beanie
Double-layer acrylic knit, fold-over cuff that stays folded. Stretchy enough for a range of head sizes; low-profile without a pom. Embroidery sits on the cuff — the warmest, thickest part of the hat — so the stitching presses into fabric, not your forehead. No itchy wool. No scratchy tags. No BPA (not that a beanie should ever contain BPA, but here we are).
Embroidered G47.419 on the cuff in the thread color of your choosing. Hat colors run from "blends in" to "I want strangers to comment on this." Pick accordingly.
G47.419 — G47.419 Narcolepsy Without Cataplexy. You can drop off without warning but the dramatic fainting scenes from TV are not your thing. Staying awake at the wrong times is the main boss fight. This one is for the people whose bodies slam the sleep button like a faulty laptop, no dramatic collapse required. The hat is not a cure for surprise naps, but it does make them more comfortable. It is for the humans who have to explain "no, I am not lazy, my brain just mismanages consciousness" more often than anyone should.
Specs
- 100% Turbo Acrylic, double-layer knit
- 12″ (30 cm) length, fold-over cuff
- Hypoallergenic — suitable for sensitive skin
- Unisex, one size fits most adults
- Flat embroidery on the cuff
- Tagless
- Blank product sourced from Vietnam, Bangladesh, or the Republic of Korea
Sensory notes
Tagless, flat embroidery, snug-without-pinching fit. The acrylic is the "Turbo" variant — denser knit, more wind resistance, still hypoallergenic. No drawcords, no pom — just a beanie.
Care
Hand-wash cold, lay flat to dry. Hand-washable, machine-survivable on a gentle cycle if you must — but the cuff prefers being shaped, not tumbled.
