G47.419 Narcolepsy: Cuffed Beanie Tee
Same Bella+Canvas 3413 triblend as the pompom tee — drapey, forgiving, kinder to the senses than stiff cotton — with a cuffed-beanie portrait instead of the pompom one. Built for warm-weather wearers who want the cuffed-beanie vibe without sweating through a knit cap. Also a good call if the pompom version overwhelms you visually. No pompom to distract from the existential questioning.
G47.419 — G47.419 Narcolepsy Without Cataplexy. You can drop off without warning but the dramatic fainting scenes from TV are not your thing. Staying awake at the wrong times is the main boss fight. This one is for the people whose bodies slam the sleep button like a faulty laptop, no dramatic collapse required. The hat is not a cure for surprise naps, but it does make them more comfortable. It is for the humans who have to explain "no, I am not lazy, my brain just mismanages consciousness" more often than anyone should.
The Specs
- Material: 50% polyester / 25% combed ringspun cotton / 25% rayon triblend, 3.8 oz
- Fit: Unisex, soft & slouchy, low-compression
- Construction: Side seams, drapey hand, tear-away label
- Print: DTF, full-front cuffed-beanie hero (one print-color option per shirt)
- Sourcing: Blank sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, or Haiti
Sensory Notes
Tear-away label, drapey rayon hand, low compression on the body. Same triblend feel as the pompom version — just a quieter hero on the front.
Care
Machine wash cold inside-out, tumble dry low.
