G47.419 Narcolepsy: Pom-Pom Beanie
Double-layer acrylic knit — stretchy and warm, with a rolled cuff that doubles over your ears. The fit is snug without pinching; how far you pull it down controls the slouch. Flat embroidery sits on the dome so nothing raised or scratchy presses against your forehead. The pom survives regular wear. Spare it the dryer. Contains no nuts.
Embroidered G47.419 on the cuff in the thread color of your choosing. Available in solid and two-tone hat colors — pick one that pairs with your jacket, your mood, or your fully justified reluctance to commit to a single aesthetic.
G47.419 — G47.419 Narcolepsy Without Cataplexy. You can drop off without warning but the dramatic fainting scenes from TV are not your thing. Staying awake at the wrong times is the main boss fight. This one is for the people whose bodies slam the sleep button like a faulty laptop, no dramatic collapse required. The hat is not a cure for surprise naps, but it does make them more comfortable. It is for the humans who have to explain "no, I am not lazy, my brain just mismanages consciousness" more often than anyone should.
Specs
- 100% acrylic, double-layer knit
- 12″ (30.5 cm) knit height with a 3″ (7.6 cm) fold-over cuff
- Pom-pom on top
- One size fits most adults
- Flat embroidery on the cuff (or dome, depending on placement) — no raised stitching against skin
- Tagless
- Blank product sourced from Vietnam
Sensory notes
Tagless, flat embroidery, double-layer knit (warmth without weight). Acrylic doesn't itch the way wool can. The pom is decorative — if it bothers you, snip the threads and you've got a regular cuffed beanie.
Care
Hand-wash cold, lay flat to dry. The dryer murders pom-poms. Don't.
