G47.419 Narcolepsy: Pompom Beanie Tee
Bella+Canvas 3413 triblend — 50% poly, 25% cotton, 25% rayon — drapes like a t-shirt that already knows you. Built for people who live somewhere warm and still want the beanie look year-round; you wear the beanie on your chest instead of your head. No pompoms were harmed in the making of this photo. Single full-front hero shot — no print-color choice, you're committing to the vibe.
G47.419 — G47.419 Narcolepsy Without Cataplexy. You can drop off without warning but the dramatic fainting scenes from TV are not your thing. Staying awake at the wrong times is the main boss fight. This one is for the people whose bodies slam the sleep button like a faulty laptop, no dramatic collapse required. The hat is not a cure for surprise naps, but it does make them more comfortable. It is for the humans who have to explain "no, I am not lazy, my brain just mismanages consciousness" more often than anyone should.
The Specs
- Material: 50% polyester / 25% combed ringspun cotton / 25% rayon triblend, 3.8 oz
- Fit: Unisex, soft & slouchy, low-compression
- Construction: Side seams, drapey hand, tear-away label
- Print: DTF, full-front pompom-beanie hero (one print-color option per shirt)
- Sourcing: Blank sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, or Haiti
Sensory Notes
Tear-away label, drapey rayon hand, low compression on the body. The triblend has more give than 100% cotton — feels worn-in from day one.
Care
Machine wash cold inside-out, tumble dry low. Triblend will pill less than cotton but appreciates not being roasted in the dryer.
