R41.2 Retrograde Amnesia: Classic Dad Hat
It's called a dad hat, but you don't need kids, a lawn, or strong opinions about thermostats to wear one. This 100% chino cotton twill cap is unstructured, low-profile, and adjustable — three things we wish we could say about our mental health. The curved visor blocks the sun. The embroidered R41.2 blocks the small talk.
Here's where it gets dangerous: 11 hat colors. 12 thread colors. That's 132 possible combinations. We'd tell you to pick one, but we know how decision-making goes when your brain is running custom firmware. Take your time. Change your mind. Change it again. That's not indecisiveness — that's a curated selection process. You'll land on the right one. Probably. Eventually.
R41.2 — Retrograde Amnesia. Things happened. People loved you. You had a favorite coffee order. And for reasons your brain is not explaining, you cannot access any of it. This code is for the people whose past has been redacted by injury, illness or something else nobody fully explains. The hat is a present tense object. It sits on your head today, and that is enough for it to count.
Specs
- 100% chino cotton twill (Green Camo is 35% cotton twill / 65% polyester)
- Unstructured, 6-panel, low-profile
- 6 embroidered eyelets
- 3 ⅛" (7.6 cm) crown
- Adjustable strap with antique buckle
- 11 hat colors × 12 thread colors — 132 combinations (good luck)
Size guide
| Inches | cm | |
|---|---|---|
| Head circumference | 20½ – 24⅜ | 52 – 62 |
| Visor length | 4¾ | 12 |
| Crown height | 3⅛ | 8 |
| Crown width | 7½ | 19 |
Embroidered to order. Adult sizing.
