F22 Delusional Disorder: Vintage Cap
This cap looks like it's already lived a life. That's the point. The washed-out vintage effect means it shows up pre-weathered, pre-softened, and pre-broken-in — kind of like you after a decade of therapy. It's 100% cotton twill, unstructured, low-profile, with an antique brass snap buckle that says "I have personal style" and also "I might know what pizazz means." (Nobody under 30 says pizazz anymore. We're saying it anyway.)
Six panels. Six eyelets. One embroidered F22. Available in 6 hat colors and 15 thread colors — that's 90 possible combinations if you want to do the math, or roughly the number of times your brain recalculates a simple decision.
F22 — Delusional Disorder. You do not think your ideas are odd everyone else just seems strangely unconvinced. The story feels real enough that arguments bounce right off. This code shows up when your beliefs are doing their own intense, committed thing regardless of outside opinions. The hat does not argue with your reality; it just keeps your head warm while everyone else catches up. It is a reminder that being written off as "delusional" says more about the system than your worth.
Specs
- 100% cotton twill
- 6-panel unstructured cap, low profile
- 6 sewn eyelets
- Black sweatband
- Metal snap buckle with antique brass finish
- Washed-out vintage effect
- 6 hat colors × 15 thread colors
Size guide
| Inches | cm | |
|---|---|---|
| Head circumference | 18½ – 23¼ | 47 – 59 |
| Visor length | 4⅜ | 11 |
| Crown height | 2⅞ | 7.2 |
| Crown width | 7⅛ | 18 |
Embroidered to order. Adult sizing.
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