F40.10 Social Anxiety Disorder: Vintage Cap
This cap looks like it's already lived a life. That's the point. The washed-out vintage effect means it shows up pre-weathered, pre-softened, and pre-broken-in — kind of like you after a decade of therapy. It's 100% cotton twill, unstructured, low-profile, with an antique brass snap buckle that says "I have personal style" and also "I might know what pizazz means." (Nobody under 30 says pizazz anymore. We're saying it anyway.)
Six panels. Six eyelets. One embroidered F40.10. Available in 6 hat colors and 15 thread colors — that's 90 possible combinations if you want to do the math, or roughly the number of times your brain recalculates a simple decision.
F40.10 — Social Anxiety Disorder. It is not that you hate people you just feel like your every move is being judged on a giant invisible scoreboard. Small talk feels like a performance review. This one is for the brain that treats every hello like a high-stakes performance review. The hat will not write your small talk for you, but it does function as a subtle sign that if you seem awkward, you are not doing it on purpose. It is a quiet flex that says "I showed up" even when your amygdala voted to stay home.
Specs
- 100% cotton twill
- 6-panel unstructured cap, low profile
- 6 sewn eyelets
- Black sweatband
- Metal snap buckle with antique brass finish
- Washed-out vintage effect
- 6 hat colors × 15 thread colors
Size guide
| Inches | cm | |
|---|---|---|
| Head circumference | 18½ – 23¼ | 47 – 59 |
| Visor length | 4⅜ | 11 |
| Crown height | 2⅞ | 7.2 |
| Crown width | 7⅛ | 18 |
Embroidered to order. Adult sizing.
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